ASK THE ORACLE

Life's little questions getting you down? Not sure which direction to take? Well if the answer to these questions is yes (and I know that it is), then you have come to the right place.
Just ask your question and the Oracle of Curtis will answer.
No responsibility taken for any resulting damages caused by taking the Oracles advice. 

The Oracle



Your question 



Of course you not wish to ask the Oracle, I mean that choice is entirely yours. You may want to ask the Oracle's dog, although I don't really see the value in that at all.
Anyway, like I said, the choice is purely yours.
No responsibility is taken for the Oracle's dog either.
 
 

The Oracle's Dog

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