Old King Cole|| Round and round the garden || Little Jack Horner || Jack be nimble || Wee Willy Winkie || Mary Mary || Mary had a little lamb || Little Miss Muffet || Pussy sweet pussy || Humpty Dumpty || Ring a ring 'round Rosy || Little boy blew ||
Old king Cole was a merry
old soul,
Because he was always stoned.
With his pipe and his bowl,
And three on the fiddle,
Who needed a queen to get boned.
Round and round the garden,
With gifts of teddy
bears,
Luring the kids to the bushes,
To play in the pedeophiles
lair.
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
Eating his
girlfriend's hair pie.
He slipped in his tongue,
And pulled it out plum,
And said, "Not your time bitch, you lie."
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack suffers
from a quick fire dick.
Wee Willy Winkie running through the town,
Upstairs, Downstairs in his evening gown.
yelling through the key holes,
In case no one's asleep,
"Will you go to bed with me,
I like it nice
and deep".
Mary, Mary quite contrary,
How does your sex life
grow?
With scented smells,
And cocks that swell,
And line of them
all in a row.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept its fleece
real white,
And she got extra marks at school,
Cause teacher liked it
tight.
So all her friends stayed back one day,
Which was against the
rules.
It made the children laugh and sing,
To watch teacher go the tool.
Little miss Muffet sat on her
tuffet,
Scratching away at her ass.
Didn't notice the spider,
That
crawled up inside her,
She'd smokes way too much grass.
Pussy, sweet pussy where have you been?
I've
been to my boyfriend's to get licked clean.
Pussy, sweet pussy what else did
you there?
I let him take me, three times on a chair.
Humpty dumptied all over the wall,
Such foul
behavior was sure to appall.
So the kings horses crapped and all of his men,
Covered Humpty in horse shit again and again.
Ring a ring round Rosy,
We stole your funeral
posy,
We dished you the issue,
Now you're in the ground.
Litle boy blows it out of his horn,
Down in the
meadow reading dad's porn.
Where is the boy who looks after the
sheep,
He's off flogging his dick the sick little creep.