Highest score so far in dope wars - 28,645,000. I could get more but I don't want to get a reputation as a hard arsed drug dealer. Most number of consecutive wins on freecell - 69. I've reached this mark on several occasions, but each time I get there I go all stupid and lose concentration. more useless info...

The kiddies page

Why? I hear you ask (yes I can read minds as well), because it's a sickness. This is my page and I'll put on it what I want, you're just lucky I'm not there.

The Pantheon

And you thought the kiddies page was bad. Welcome to the saddest assortment of sick little one line jokes you could ever hope to inflict at a party. Oh yes, and before you all get holier than thou at me, remember, it was you people that sent them to me in the first place.

Optical Illusions

I know you all love them, because you keep sending them to me. So here is a collection of illusions to keep you amazed and amused.

The Lorax

OK,  so I'm probably breaking untold copyright laws, but it's here purely as a tribute. To the greatest author of the 20th century, and his best story.
Maybe if I include this link they won't sue me The official Seuss Page

The Celebrity Page

I just love celebrities, and apparently I'm not on my own there. So join me as I present a salute to celebrities.

The Handy Hints Page

Need advice? Uncertain of how to prepare that dish? Worried about making an unfortunate faux par at parties . Well worry no longer, just read and learn.

Trivia for all

So you think that trivia is no more than a collection of useless information. Well you might just be right, but then did you come here to get smarter or to get away for a while?

The Rules of Life

We've all heard of the law of the jungle. Well the jungle isn't the only place governed by unwritten rules and laws, in fact every aspect of your life is forced to follow similar rules. The only difference is, now they are no longer unwritten.

Sport philosophy

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how much money you make along the way. They say a fool and his money are soon parted, well, judging by these comments, professional sportspeople must catch but a fleeting glimpse of their cash as it shoots by.

The Oracle of Curtis
Have question you need to be answered, ask the oracle.

It's in the stars
The most accurate astrological reading on the net.

Jokes, pictures, mastercard moments, lists, crap, crap, crap
A sad and sick collection of jokes and pics that you wonderful people have sent me over the years.

The Truth About Dogs'N'Cats
A truly wonderful incite into the minds of those creatures you have come to love and trust.