Scorpio (the scorpion)
October 23-- November 21
1) You are good at business, other people's business.2) You are the kind person that gives everyone else a good name.
3) You've got the brain of an surgeon, and will be charged with murder because of it.
4) You're such a good friend, that you only stab from the front.
5) When people give you a going away present, you have to promise to leave.
6) You're like a corkscrew, twisted, cold, and sharp.
7) When you're in bad company, you're alone.
8) When Jupiter aligns with Uranus, someone will anal rape you.
9) Scorpios make great crack dealers.
10) You would make a good ornament for a Leo.
11) Most Scorpio's are murderers.
12) You're proof that God doesn't exist, otherwise he would have killed you by now.
Best career moves: drug dealer, murderer, panty hose inspector