Sagittarius (the archer)
November 22-- December 21
1) You should never be allowed near anything sharp.
2) Sagittarians should always be allowed to travel in groups.
3) Sagittarians believe that what they don't know can't hurt them.
4) You are wrong more often than you are right.
5) Sagittarians believe that they never go out of style; they don't understand you have to be in style in order to go out of it.
6) The genes responsible for your brain comes from millions of years of not thinking.
7) You will look great when you're older. Unfortunately it will come from a cosmetic undertaker.
8) You make a great blowup doll for Leos.
9) You make people happy, whenever you leave.
10) Sagittarians often try to sleep inside water beds.
11) The majority of Sagittarians are psychopathic.
12) After all these years, you still have the mind of a child-- stupid.
Best career moves: dole queue, underwear stain remover, urine donor