Pisces (the fish)

February 19-- March 20

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1) You should be thankful for any attention, any at all.

2) Remember to breath.

3) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI.

4) Your ignorance is encyclopedic.

5) Pisces people smell like dead fish.

6) Pisces people have the memory of a goldfish.

7) People consider you a parasite for sore eyes.

8) Pisces people should breath again now.

9) Pisces people tend to be humble people, with good reason.

10) Pisces people make good play things for Leos.

11) When you die, it will be in your own arms.

12) When people look into your eyes, they get the feeling someone else is driving.

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Best career moves: aquarium cleaner, sewage maintenance, corpse

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