Libra (the balance)
September 23-- October 22
1) You have much knowledge, none of it useful.2) Librans make great lawyers.
3) You are easily led.
4) Librans suffer from delusions of adequacy.
5) You have the attention span of a fly.
6) You see yourself as just, others see you as just pathetic.
7) You have a mind like a razorblade, narrow and brittle.
8) You would make a good doormat for a Leo.
9) There are no famous Librans.
10) Librans make good looking corpses.
11) Your face looks like an envelope without an address on it.
12) People regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion.
Best career moves: window mannequin, ambulance chaser, elevator operator