Gemini (the twins)

May 21-- June 20

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1) You have a unique personality, split and twisted.

2) Geminis always get good grades in school. They also put out to teachers

3) Geminis are two faced.

4) You're so cheap, you do your Christmas shopping at Seven-Eleven.

5) A thousand-dollar outfit on you looks like socks on a rooster.

6) People will worship the quicksand you will walk in.

7) People stand in line just to hate you.

8) Geminis worship Leos.

9) The only time Geminis lie, is when their lips are moving.

10) A lot of Gemini's die trying to kill their other selves out of jealousy.

11) When Geminis die they go to hell

12) When people attempt to reach your mind, they can never find it.

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Best career moves: criminal, lawyer, organ donor

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