Cancer (the crab)
June 21-- July 22
1) You are moody and crabby all the time.2) People want you around, their enemies.
3) People really have to get to know you to dislike you.
4) You would make a good slave for a Leo .
5) You have depth, but only from the deep pockmarks on your face.
6) Your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
7) The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
8) When people look for a cure for cancer it's you they are trying to get rid of.
9) You personality is so vibrant, that people invite you over so they can be alone.
10) You are not only dull yourself, but you're the cause of dullness in others.
11) What cancerians lack in intelligence, they make up for in gullibility.
12) The day that people will honor you is the day when they will run out of humans.
Best career moves: slut, toilet paper tester, marble cleaner