Aquarius (the water bearer)
January 20-- February 18
1)You are distinguished for what you know, but everything you know is wrong.2) People love you, but only because you are so gullible.
3) Dogs love you, but only when they hump your leg.
4) You will meet a tall dark strangler in the dark.
5) The only opinions you have are those you are told to.
6) You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
7) Some people like you but only because you put out.
8) At parties, when people tell you they had a wonderful evening, it wasn't the evening with you they were talking about.
9) In the dictionary, a picture of you appears under the word "weak."
10) When Mars aligns with Venus, you will die.
11) Aquarians swallow.
12) You would make a good sex slave for a Leo.
Best career moves: fish baiter, alcoholic, stooge, prostitute