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When travelling overseas, especially to third world countries, it is good if you are able to understand at least a few words in the local language. This will help you achieve rapport with the locals and also save on some embarrassment when trying to make yourself understood.
Today's lesson is in Kiwi, the native language of the New Zealanders. By using this easy guide, you too can hold a simple conversation with a New Zealander. The first part is the Kiwi, followed by brief explanation.
BETTING: "Betting Gloves" are worn by betsmen in crucket.
BRIST: Part of the human anatomy between the "nick" and the billy"
BUGGER: As in "mine is bugger than yours".
DIMMER KRETZ: Those who believe in democracy.
ERROR BUCK: Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" and "Libinon"
EKKA DYMOCKS: University staff
GUESS: Flammable vapour
SENDELS: Thongs, open shoes
COLOUR: Terminator, murderer.
CUSS: Pursing & thun metting of lups
DUCK HID: Term of abuse directed mainly at males.
ERROR ROUTE: As in "Arnotts mulk error route buskets".
FITTER CHENEY: A type of long flat pasta not to be confused with "rugger tony"
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MILBURN: Capital of Victoria, favourite destination for New Zealanders.
PECK: As in 'I'm pecking a suitcase'.
PISSED ASIDE: Chemical which terminates insects
PIGS: Used to hang out washing
PUMP: To act as agent for prostitute
PUG:Large farm animal
NIN TIN DOUGH: Computer game company
MUNNER STRONEY: Soup
MIN: Male of the species
MESS KARA: Eye make-up
McKENNOCK: Person who fixes cars
MERE: Mayor
LEATHER: Foam produced from soap
LEFT: To leave
KIRI PECKER: Australian businessman
KITTLE CRUSPS: Potato chips
KENS: Cairns, another popular destination
JUNGLE BILLS: Xmas carol
INNER ME: Enemy
FUSH: Marine creatures
EVER CARDEAU: Avocado
FEAR HEAR: Blonde hair.
EAR: What they breathe
EAR ROEBUCKS: Exercise at the gym
DUFFY CULT: Not easy BUG HUT: Popular song
BUN BUTTON: Been bitten by insect
AMEJEN: Visualise
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